A Tomato Might Be A Fruit, But...

Save those teeth, you'll get something big!

The Cold Makes Me Angry

Is it New England or Old England that has the funny accent?

Sometimes when I'm eating bacon I think "my life is so good!"

The Pope Lives In Vacation City (It's Somewhere In Italy.)

Sage Advice Any Day...

Mom Put An Air Conditioner In My Hair

Road Salt And Table Salt Are Different

Chocolate Fix

Mother Nature Is Dead